Dragon Walks Into a Bar: An RPG Joke Book

Dragon Walks Into a Bar: An RPG Joke Book

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"Dragon walks into a bar (an rpg joke book): 300+ one-liners, zingers, and jokes that will slay, Why did the rogue always pickpocket bards? They have the best lute, hahahaha. Why dont druids ever get blamed for farts? They pass without trace. Yup! get all your dungeons and dragons story jokes, riddles, one-liners, goofy lists, and parody dice rolls right here.pg rated, suitable for geeks and magic users of all ages. ** This book may contain a sharpie mark on the top or bottom edge and may show mild signs of shelfwear. **


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